No Wonder

Friend: says something in Spanish (I can't remember what it was for the life of me...)
Me: "So, do you speak Spanish?"
Friend: "I really like Spanish; I'm getting better. ¿Habla espaƱol?"
Me: "Un poco."
Friend: "Ohhh."
Me: "Yeah, four years of private school Spanish - still, nothin'."
Friend: "You went to private school?"
Me: "Yup, why?"
Friend: "No wonder you're gay."
Me: "Hah, yeah...I know."