Introspective People

Today while I was washing my hands in the restroom (is that too much information?), I was thinking about people whom I am close to in life. These were my thoughts. I think you'll find them humorous :)

"I sure do attract a lot of introspective people to myself. But I like introspective people. They think. They're not the kind of people that would say 'just kidding' if something slipped, because nothing slips - everything they say is deliberate and thought out. I like that a lot. I like that quality in a friend. Hmm, I wonder if I'm an introspective person. Oh, wait, I guess I just proved that and my pensive self."

that's all ;)

Tell me about your thoughts the next time you're washing your hands!

My New Board

My new Sector 9 board came in yesterday. It rained all day today, but I hope it will be nice enough to take her out tomorrow. Love it?!

"Fall Down"

"Fall Down" by Jennifer Knapp

judge me not ye saints :)

Top Ten Terrible Things That Probably Won’t Happen to You Today

from Autostraddle

10. Dysentery

It looks like you probably won’t get dysentery today, unless you’re on the Oregon Trail, like Nicole:

9. Cholera

We’ve learned that this is still fairly common in under-developed countries, but you’re not in an under-developed country; you’re on a computer or maybe your new HTC Evo or iPad.

8. Atomic bomb
An atomic bomb is a big deal, and having one dropped on your country would more or less define your existence, but it’s unlikely to happen today.

7. Being thrown from your horse and buggy

Unless you’re Amish, but if you were Amish, you wouldn’t be reading this.

6. Scurvy

I guess this could still happen to you, but it probably won’t. Carly suggests drinking orange juice to prevent scurvy.

5. Drowning on the Titanic

Definitely not going to happen. This should be on a new list titled, “Top Ten Terrible Things That Definitely Won’t Happen to You Today.” That list would be superior to this list, in the same way that the Chi brand hair straightener is superior to all other hair straighteners. But also more expensive.

4. Being punched by a waitress for no reason

Unless you’re Lindsay Lohan.

3. Amnesia

This may only happen in made-for-TV movies and in soap operas, but even if it does happen in real life, I don’t think it’s going to happen to you. And the likelihood of it happening today is even slimmer.

2. Dinosaur attack

This one goes on the other list with the Titanic.

1. Meteor

Don’t rule it out completely, but also don’t become obsessively worried about it. If someone asks what you think probably won’t happen today, you should answer, “meteor.”