Hedge Maze

i wish i had a yard.
if i had a yard i'd put hedges in it.
if i had a yard with hedges i'd make a maze.
if i had a hedge maze in my yard i'd make an entrance but no exit.
i'd make people go into it.
they wouldn't come out.
i'd watch & laugh at the people in the hedge maze in my yard.
but i have no yard.
ok, done sounding like a serial killer now.