Who? Me? Romantic?

A lot of people tend to assume that I am romantic because I write romantic songs and am a songwriter and "creative type". Nope. No, you are wrong. I am one of the least romantic people you'll meet. Nice? Absolutely. Thoughtful? Try to be. But romantic? Not a chance. Don't get me wrong, I can respect a well-dressed gentleman giving his lovely looking lady a bouquet of flowers and kissing her softly on the mouth. However, I am simple not the type that wants anything to do with the 'general' romantic stereotypes. That to say: if you're not romantic, putcha numba on this paypa, cuz I would love to daytcha ;)